Stupid questions? Smart questions?
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
How does one address to a smart question? Can he reply with a stupid answer?
Some questions are meant not to be answered, then is it still a question itself?
How stupid is a stupid question, when there is only measurement for intelligence but none for stupidity? Or does it work in parellel?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dying?
Why oh Why?
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
ReplyDelete>>there is no stupid question... only a question that make one look stupid...
How does one address to a smart question? Can he reply with a stupid answer?
>>A smart question will make a stupid answer.. else there will be no answer...
Some questions are meant not to be answered, then is it still a question itself?
>>Those questions are meant to make oneself look not that stupid...
How stupid is a stupid question, when there is only measurement for intelligence but none for stupidity? Or does it work in parellel?
>>If you don't want to answer that question, that question is stupid...
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
>>What's going on?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
>>No. Malaysia's ambulance only stop of coconut milk.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>>You point to your wrist...
you wanna look on his/her wrist(watch)...
You never point to your crotch...
even you wanna look on his/hers...
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
>>Centuries pass by tempus fugit...
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
>>that's a verb.. not a noun...
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dying?
>>Battery is dying! CPR is required.
Why oh Why?
>>Why not?